Sunday, May 1, 2011

A Congressional representative from California?

Having already downed a few power drinks, a woman at a bar turns around, faces the man next to her, looks him straight in the eye and says,

"Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on.  It doesn't matter to me.  I just love it!"

Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding.  I'm in Congress 
too.  What state are you from?"

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