Wednesday, March 9, 2011

OOPS !

OOPS  ! but WHY are Muslims SO sensitive?????  A realization that they ARE not the end all and be all they think they are?
 
This  brand spanking new Airbus 340-600, the largest passenger  airplane ever built, sits just outside its hangar in Toulouse, France without a single hour of  airtime.
 
 Enter the Arab flight  crew of Abu Dhabi
 Aircraft Technologies (ADAT) to  conduct pre-delivery tests on the ground, such as engine  run-ups, prior to delivery to Etihad Airways in Abu  Dhabi .
 
 The ADAT crew taxied the  A340-600 to the run-up  area. 
 
       Then  they took all four engines to takeoff power with a  virtually empty aircraft. Not having read the run-up  manuals, they had no clue just how light an empty  A340-600 really  is. 
    
 The  takeoff warning horn was blaring away in the cockpit because they had All 4 engines at full  power. The aircraft computers  thought they were  trying to take off, but it had not been configured  properly (flaps/slats, etc.)
 
 Then one of the ADAT crew  decided to pull the circuit breaker on the Ground  Proximity Sensor to silence the alarm. This fools the  aircraft into thinking it is in the air. The computers  automatically released all the  brakes and set the  aircraft rocketing  forward.
 
 The ADAT crew had no idea  that this is a  safety feature so that pilots can't  land with the brakes on.

Not one member of  the seven-man Arab crew was smart enough to throttle  back the engines from their max power setting, so the  $200 million brand-new aircraft crashed into a blast  barrier, totaling it. 

The extent of  injuries to the crew is unknown due to the news blackout  in the major media in France and elsewhere.   Because........ 
 
 
Coverage of the story was  deemed insulting to Muslim Arabs.    
 
 Finally, the photos are  starting to leak out. 
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One French Airbus:    $200 million dollars
 Untrained Arab  Flight Crew:  $300,000 Yearly  Salary
 Unread Operating Manual:   $300
 Aircraft meets retaining wall and  the wall wins.
 PRICELESS!!!

"And  that's why God gave them camels"!    


 
 
 

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